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		<title>Leo on the Campaign Trail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 13:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  

 
 Leo on the Campaign Trail
 
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo Machuchal is back on the campaign trail in Washington Heights.
He can be seen everywhere in his little bus, yelling “vote for Leo!”

But Leo respects our privacy, and hates to intrude on it. For this reason his first bill will be the requirement of individual [...]]]></description>
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		<title>El Nico is Al Pacino</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Campaign 2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Afternoon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Al Pacino]]></category>
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El Nico is Al Pacino
 
LOS ANGELES, CA  – In a stunning development, producers of the re-make of Dog Day Afternoon today announced that El Nico will not play himself.
He will play the part of Al Pacino, and will scream “Attica!” if police try to arrest him.

 
Puerto Rican Guy
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		<title>Dog Day Afternoon (Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://02b5081.netsolhost.com/blog1/?p=2442</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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Dog Day Afternoon (Part 2)
 
MIAMI, FL  – El Nico the bank robber has captured the imagination of Hollywood. Producer Martin Bregman negotiated personally with El Nico, who agreed to play himself in a re-make of Dog Day Afternoon.

According to the Hollywood Reporter “El Nico is no amateur. He negotiated for an upfront fee; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>El Pelo de Nico</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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El Pelo de Nico
 
MIAMI, FL  – A clue has finally turned up in the manhunt for El Nico, who has robbed eleven banks in three weeks in the Palm Beach area of Miami, Florida.
According to Pedro Paramo, Chief of Detectives for Miami Dade County, “the man loves only two things. Money and his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>El Nico Makes a Withdrawal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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El Nico Makes a Withdrawal
 
MIAMI, FL  – A one-man crime wave is sweeping through Dade County.
A South American terrorist known as El Nico has hit seven banks in three weeks, robbing a total of 4 million dollars.             
His modus operandi is very simple.
He walks up to the branch manager and tells him to call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>La Gran Patada</title>
		<link>http://02b5081.netsolhost.com/blog1/?p=2429</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  

 
La Gran Patada
 
SOUTH AFRICA  – There is a soccer conspiracy against Leo Machuchal.
Throughout the entire FIFA World Cup games, every team has kicked and abused him.
The latest attack is unforgivable. 
No one has ever been assaulted like the Puerto Rican Guy.
To add insult to injury, Leo was given a red card and forced to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy July 4th!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  

 
Happy July 4th!
 
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – The editors of Puerto Rican Guy wish you a fabulous and safe July 4th weekend.
As a public service, we provide conclusive evidence that Leo Machuchal was the original symbol of the American Revolution.

The white man has re-written our history and suppressed the truth.
But what the heck&#8230;we know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Doppelganger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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The Doppelganger
 
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – In an effort to discredit his campaign for State Assembly a phony Leo Machuchal is traveling around the world.
So far he has appeared in Cuba&#8230;

At the Old Vic in London&#8230;

And a Club Med sports camp.

The voters don’t know what to make of it. 
But this much is certain&#8230;Leo has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>El Divorcio</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 15:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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El Divorcio
 
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo Machuchal has suspended his State Assembly campaign in order to finalize his divorce from an unidentified woman.
No one, not even Leo, knows who this woman is.
But she keeps following him around and waving what appears to be an authentic marriage certificate from Hong Kong.

El parasito politico
She is [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  

 
El Magnifico de Polo
 
CANNES, FRANCE  – Leo Machuchal has conquered the world of polo.
As the top scorer for the Eau de Cannes polo club, he has thrilled the European bourgeoisie with daring horsemanship.
Last week Leo cemented his reputation, with his flying half-gainer attack.

El magnifico de polo
We are proud of Leo and his flair [...]]]></description>
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