Citizen Kane
Endorses
Puerto Rican Guy
HARLEM, NEW YORK – Before a packed auditorium, Charles Foster Kane endorsed the Puerto Rican Guy for U.S. Congress.
“I entered this race for one thing only!” said Mr. Kane.
“To send the Puerto Rican to Washington!”
As publisher of The Enquirer and twelfth richest man in the world, Mr. Kane promised to supply a lot of dirt on his opponent, and “more money than you can count” for his campaign.
In addition, Mr. Kane purchased “a little Puerto Rican bus” for street campaigning.
Puerto Rican Guy
Tags: Campaign, Charles Foster Kane, Harlem, New York, U.S. Congress, Washington
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