
Puerto Rican Invades Los Angeles
In an emergency counter-programming move, Warner Bros. Studios has totally re-shuffled its 2010 distribution schedule.
Yesterday, Dimension Films announced its Memorial Day release of Blacula starring Leo Machuchal.

Today Warner Bros. announced its own Memorial Day release of Taste the Blood of Dracula, also starring Leo Machuchal.

Eight studios are scrambling to release their Leo Machuchal films, before the public realizes that the same Puerto Rican is playing every monster in Hollywood.
In order to avoid any conflict of interest, Leo has already arranged a drug-fueled orgy, a well-publicized arrest, and a month in rehab…commencing two weeks before the opening day of the films.

Leo promotes both films
Puerto Rican Guy
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