The Chinese Wall of
Unemployment
When a poor man runs for President, the first thing you do, is go on unemployment.
Before you petition…or get on the ballot…or name a campaign committee…make sure you go on unemployment!
I try to get unemployment for two months and finally say the hell with it.
First they ask my name, address, social security, checking account number, PIN number, phone number, employer Federal ID number, last employer, birthday, occupation, education, race, ethnicity, language, mother’s maiden name, shoe size and preferred sexual position.
The powerful Department of Employment Computer
I hit “submit” and they tell me is incomplete, I must call the “customer service rep.”
Ea rayo, now I’m a customer!
As a customer it take two days to get a “rep,” and two weeks to get any information.
It took another week to determine the information was wrong.
The “rep” told me of course it’s wrong, idiota…the right information is on the web site.
I returned to the web site.
It was now “under construction,” and referred me to a friendly customer service rep.
The rep said “have a nice day” and gave me the wrong information all over again.
Oops!
Finally I understood…our economy is in such a mess, that all 50 state governments are building a Chinese Wall around their state funds.
Only rich people and their paid lobbyists will have a key to this wall.
Quick! Before they demand a refund!
These same rich people are starting to support Bark Obama…since a decent man will be needed, to give us the indecent news.
Vote For Leo!
I will tear down that wall before they even put it up.
Puerto Rican Guy.
Tags: 50 State, Campaign Committee, Chinese, Customer Service, Employment, Government, obama, Refund, State Fund, Unemployment
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