Orlando Hispanic Film Festival: A Plot Against Buddy Dyer
Posted by Leo in Campaign 2009
Orlando Hispanic Film Festival:
A Plot Against Buddy Dyer
ORLANDO, FL - The Orlando Hispanic Film Festival stands accused of being a front organization for the Puerto Rican Guy (aka Leo Machuchal) in his ceaseless attempt to become Mayor of Orlando.
For the past three months, Leo has driven back and forth over Orlando Interstate Four (I-4).
Puerto Ricans on the I-4
He has spoken longer than Fidel Castro at the University of Central Florida.
No mas Yánquis!
According to local sources, the Orlando Hispanic Film Festival is even showing the movie Vote For Me! as part of a Democratic plot to replace Mayor Buddy Dyer with Leo Machuchal.
The plot worked until last week…when elite police units raided El Pollo Diablo, an unlicensed club near the Orange County Convention Center.
“I couldn’t believe it!” said Walter Mercado, Inspector General of the Orange County Cock Unit.
“On our usual Friday night raid of El Pollo Diablo, we kicked in the door and all hell broke loose!”
The cock unit seized nineteen members of the House of Representatives, twelve U.S. Senators, a Palm Beach Sheriff and fifty fighting cocks.
“Twenty Mexicos jump out the basement window,” said Special Agent Shaniqua Lee.
“But then we turn around and see all them politicians!”
Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) and Congressmen Don Nickles (R-OK), Dick Gephart (D-MO), and John Lewis (D-GA) minutes before their arrest.
According to police records, dozens of congressmen were jumping, screaming, throwing hundred dollar bills at each other, and drinking a potent Orlando concoction known as Dead Gringo Malt Liquor.
Within an hour, the cock unit arrested a large bipartisan coalition of legislative cockfighting enthusiasts.
Searching for pollo
The cock fights were a congressional fundraiser for Leo Muchuchal.
Despite dozens of arrests, the Orlando Hispanic Film Festival is showing Machuchal’s movie Vote For Me! on September 18 (5 pm) and September 20 (5 pm).
Tickets are available at http://www.ohfilmfestival.com/
The Orlando District Attorney will be in attendance.
Puerto Rican Guy
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