Puerto Rican Guy
Arrested in Russia
The Puerto Rican guy was arrested again this weekend.
On Thursday October 2, during a debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden, he inflated four hundred balloons and hoisted himself into Alaskan air space.
Pan American Leo
The Puerto Rican was testing our air defense against Soviet invasion.
The mission ended when he drifted into Russian air space and was shot down by an elite Siberian SAP brigade (Satellite-driven Anti-missile Patrol).
Elite Siberian SAP brigade
The Puerto Rican was escorted to the Gulag Archipelago.
He currently boils pierogi for Nikita Ho, the only Sumo wrestler in Russia, who raped three Georgian priests in 1992.
Yo boo, where my coons?
But Leo will not marry Ho.
Leo will escape.
He will be back on Monday, running for President of the United States.
Puerto Rican Guy.
Tags: Arrested, Joe Biden, President, Russia, Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live, SNL, Soviet, Sumo Wrestler, United States
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