The Oscar Wilde
Conquistador
It’s time to stop a vicious rumor.
A photo of the Conquistador de Puerto Rico is circulating on the internet, and I find it very insulting.
This is not a Conquistador.
This is Oscar Wilde at a premiere of Tartuffe.
This is Ashley Wilkes refusing to mount Scarlett O’Hara.
This is a Mexican conspiracy, to discredit the strength and savagery of our Taíno Indians.
Hell, anyone who can be conquered by a puff like this, should be conquered.
For the record, our Taíno Indians were the most feared on the planet.
Taíno Indian, circa 1492
They even had the technology to produce Panama hats in 1492.
But they didn’t have the antidote for smallpox, which is how the Europeans killed them.
So please…the 2010 Census will provide plenty of federal funding.
Every corrupt Latino politician, hack Latino journalist, gutless Latino academic, and fake Latino in every career, will have plenty to steal.
No need to fight for it.
So enough with this slander.
Just look at that mouth.
Our Indians were just as vicious as yours, and probably much more.
Puerto Rican Guy.
Tags: Ashley Wilkes, Conquistador, Indians, Latino Academic, Latino Journalist, Mexican, Oscar Wilde, Scarlett O’Hara, Taíno Indians
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