No Rest For Leo
LOS ANGELES, CA - Leo Machuchal has checked himself into the Malibu Alcohol and Rehabilitation Center (MARC), for a truly horrific addiction.
It appears that women (particularly Hollywood starlets) have heard of his Qi Jong sexual technique, and are stalking him through the streets of Los Angeles.
Leo cannot walk his dog or do his laundry, without being attacked by young over-sexed women.
We hope that Leo can find a cure for this terrible affliction.
Please do not contact the editors of Puerto Rican Guy to ask for the whereabouts of Leo.
He is exhausted.
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