Leo’s Bachelor Pad
EAST HARLEM, NY – Leo Machuchal was invaded by the Sanitation Department of NYC last week.
An anonymous caller complained of a foul smell coming from his East Harlem apartment.
When the garbage men arrived they found mountains of boxes; towers of newspapers and books; heaps of chandeliers, sofas and debris; human limbs and organs (including a pickled kidney); a Robert Morton Wonder Organ with twin pipe chambers; and a Model T Ford.
A dead man was found in a closet.
A dog was found beneath two tons of Carolina rice.
In all, they found 200,000 pounds of garbage in Leo’s apartment. It was piled nine feet high, and had to be evacuated through the building windows.
The fire and police departments had to pass garbage up to the roof.
Removing garbage through the roof
Three fork lift trucks had to haul Leo’s garbage away, for an entire month.
We do not believe this was Leo’s garbage.
There were no Corona beers, no cuchifritos or other Spanish food.
This is part of the ongoing plot to discredit Leo Machuchal, the only Puerto Rican worth voting for.
Puerto Rican Guy
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