Vote for the Homeless Congressman
There is a homeless congressman in Washington, D.C.
His wife caught him sleeping with an intern, and kicked him out of the house.
Take a memo, darling
His staff kicked him out if the office because he smelled too bad.
He has no money and no campaign office.
In fact, his entire campaign consists of sitting on the steps of the Capitol Building and talking to himself.
Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me, vote for me, vote for me…
According to Leo Machuchal the homeless congressman is the only honest politician remaining, in the entire country
He is therefore voting for him.
Puerto Rican Guy
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