Puerto Rican Guy Tests Positive for Performance-Enhancing Horse
Posted by Leo in Campaign 2009
Puerto Rican Guy Tests Positive
for Performance-Enhancing Horse
NEW YORK, NY - Last month, Leo Machuchal won the New York City Marathon. Last week, New York City returned the favor.
In a stunning show of racism that even the Ku Klux Klan could never imagine, the NYC Road Runners Club has accused Leo of injecting himself with high levels of performance-enhancing horse.
The NYC RRC report claims that “Mr. Machuchal finished the race in 46 minutes and 19 seconds, drank 20 gallons of water, and kicked 17 runners into the East River.”
According to Mark Rydell, editor in chief of Runner’s World Magazine, Leo “looked like he had gained 800 pounds of muscle, and left a 10-inch pile of horse shit on the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge.”
This is nothing but lies…a media conspiracy against Puerto Ricans that has persisted since 1898.
The following photo shows Leo Machuchal running very politely, leading the pack, with a bunch of jealous Kenyans behind him.
We demand an apology to Leo.
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