The Taj Maharlem

 

NEW YORK CITY, NY  -  Leo Machuchal is in trouble with his local community board. 

After spending his life savings to create the hottest night club in Upper Manhattan, the good people of Harlem are trying to kick him out. 

Known as The Taj Maharlem, Leo’s night club on west 141^st street has the hottest parties and the finest women in all of New York City.

The Taj Maharlem

Unfortunately not everyone is invited to Leo’s private parties…and that is where the trouble begins. 

“I am outraged at the women who walk into that building,” said David Givens, the Chairman of Community Board #11. “I am also insulted that I have not been invited.”

A female guest at the Taj Maharlem

According to Givens, the local police are on Leo’s payroll and therefore useless. “Whenever we make a noise complaint, the 28^th Precinct runs over and busts the people who made the complaint,” said Chairman Givens.

They arrest the block

We demand an investigation of this. It’s hard out here for a pimp, and Leo has not violated any laws. 

We also demand an invitation to Leo’s next party.

 

Puerto Rican Guy

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