El Matador Leo

 

MEXICO CITY – Leo Machuchal is having a mid-life crisis. 

In an effort to recover his lost youth, and defy his own mortality, he is coming close to killing himself. 

Leo is currently the highest-paid matador in Mexico. 

This is not because of his talent, since Leo started bullfighting last week. 

Leo is a crowd favorite because of his willingness to be gored and lifted off the ground, by every bull he faces.

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Leo thrills the crowd

Leo then brings the crowd to its feet, by showing his bloody balls to the bull and daring it to gore him again.

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Leo dares the bull

Leo’s greatest move is the backward Paso Doble, where he fights the bull from behind his back.

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The backward Paso Doble

With the backward Paso Doble, Leo has achieved his dream. He is now immortal on five continents. 

That is, if he doesn’t kill himself.   

 

Puerto Rican Guy

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