Scientology II

(Leo Frees the Slaves)

 

WEST POINT, NY – As a Scientology master of MEST (matter, energy, space and time) Leo Machuchal has started to assert himself. 

If you check your history books, you will see that Leo appeared in a cloud to the West Point cadets during a training exercise on July 4, 1858. 

This was only fitting and proper, since the cadets were escorting women around during the entire exercise, and didn’t even fire their cannons.

Thanks to Scientology, Leo was able to “spot check” our battle preparedness. 

243 cadets were expelled from West Point on that day of July 4, 1858. 

But the ones that stayed became alert military officers. 

Thanks to Leo and his MEST powers, the North won the war and the slaves went free.

Puerto Rican Guy

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