Leo Supports Francisco Spies

 

CAGUAS, PR –  Now that people don’t believe in President Obama anymore, they are holding huge rallies for Leo Machuchal. 

“Run, Leo!” they all scream. At which point Leo starts running like a madman, since the Caguas Police Department has two warrants for his arrest. 

Leo has been arrested six times in the last two weeks.

Arrest #6

To avoid further arrest, Leo no longer shows up at political rallies. He just sends a 20-foot banner and everyone screams around it.

Leo’s campaign banner

Just yesterday, Leo endorsed Francisco Spies. We do not know what Mr. Spies is running for yet. 

Leo doesn’t know either, but Spies’ poster impressed Leo a great deal.

At some future date, Leo wants you to vote for Francisco Spies, over and over again. 

We’ll let you know when.

Puerto Rican Guy

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