The Drink for Valentine’s Day
Leo Machuchal has developed the bajapanties drink.
For the uninitiated, bajapanties is anything (a song, a sonnet, a BMW sports coupe) that spontaneously, through some magic realism, removes the panties from an attractive female and places her in a supine, expectant posture.
Leo now shares his secret with you.
1 can Coco Lopez
3 cans Carnation evaporated milk
3 egg whites
1 egg yolk
1 teaspoon vanilla
½ teaspoon cinnamon powder
1 quart Rum 151
This may seem like the recipe for Leo’s coquito…but no, it is much more.
This is the recipe for L-O-V-E.
The effect of this drink is immediate and irreversible, so you must drink it indoors and preferably in your bedroom. Here is a photograph of Leo and his girlfriend, after one cup of this drink last week:
Please drink responsibly.
Puerto Rican Guy
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