Lullaby and Good Night
CAGUAS, PR – Leo Machuchal has developed the cure for insomnia.
Stop taking pills, counting sheep or drinking te de tilo.
This actually works.
For one low price of $99.99, Leo will come to your house with an alcoholic priest from Georgetown University.
Leo will arrive incognito, looking something like this:
Leo and the alcoholic priest will then creep up to your bed, and mutter a few Gregorian chants.
After a while you will levitate to the ceiling.
You will then sleep for 24 hours, and wake up hungry enough to eat a horse.
Leo has a cure for that, too.
Puerto Rican Guy
Tags: Caguas, cure, drinking, Georgetown, Good, guy, House, insomnia, Leo, Leo Machuchal, Lullaby, night, price, Priest, sheep, Stop, tilo, University
Entries (RSS)