No Homo (for real)

 

CAGUAS, PR – Let’s get real here. Leo Machuchal is not a panty waist.

Certain rumors about Leo must stop immediately.

When he represents us as a synchronized swimmer…  

No Homo.

When he gets caught doing a bad thing in the bathroom…

No homo.

When he performs a Samoan fertility dance…

No homo.

When he bends over on the handball court…

No homo.

Leo is 100% man.

And that’s no homo.

Puerto Rican Guy