Omertà at the Federal Reserve
MIAMI, FL – Leo Machuchal is trapped inside a Federal Reserve Bank in Dade County, Florida.
They have frozen his lips, so that he cannot speak or start a Tea Party.
It all started innocently enough when Leo printed up the Taíno three-dollar bill, as part of Puerto Rican History month.
Leo didn’t know this was a capital crime of the highest order.
They accused him of being a G-2 Cuban spy, and he had to wear a disguise to buy his groceries.
Leo refuses to buy pork products
The Treasury Department caught Leo.
They are holding him against his will at the Federal Reserve Bank of Miami, at 9100 Northwest 36th Street.
They even built a special cryogenic chamber, to freeze his mouth for a few weeks.
How they chill out Leo
We urge you to storm the Miami Federal Reserve Bank, take all their money, and save Leo from the evil clutches of the international bankers.
Puerto Rican Guy
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