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Cojones, Part II
Yesterday I introduced the men in Obama’s Cabinet.
Today I bring the women.
Their cojones are even bigger.
Secretary of Love Joan Baez
In every song by Joan Baez…love is free, drugs are cheap, and musicians can read music.
Joan will sing non-stop all over the country.
Secretary of State Rosie Perez
She directed a film on the history of Puerto Rico that had no history, but lots of cuchifrito recipes.
She will show this movie to every evildoer, and induce catatonic disorder.
CIA Director Carmen Miranda
Obama will place every snooping device known to man inside Carmen’s fruit, then send all the other agents home.
Save $32 billion right there.
Secretary of H.E.W. Evita Perón
With no formal education or political connections, she became Vice-President of Argentina and the voice of the descamisados – the shirtless ones.
Over the next few years, there will be many descamisados in America.
Secretary of Labor Dolores Huerta
She co-founded the United Farm Workers, directed the grape strike of 1965, and was arrested 22 times on behalf of her people.
During one arrest at age 58, the police beat her so severely that her spleen had to be removed.
She sued the city of San Francisco, won a huge award, and gave the money to the farm workers.
Yesterday, I told you the women were even better than the men.
Latinas always are.
Puerto Rican Guy.
Tags: Carmen Miranda, CIA, Dolores Huerta, Evita Peron, Joan Baez, Rosie Perez
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