Coquito de la Isla del
Carajo
I raised $23 million for my Presidential campaign.
People ask me how, the answer is very simple.
I owe it all to Coquito de la Isla del Carajo.
In honor of New Year 2009 and our faltering economy, here is the recipe:
1 can Coco Lopez
3 cans Carnation evaporated milk
3 egg whites
1 egg yolk
1 teaspoon vanilla
½ teaspoon cinnamon powder
1 quart Rum 151
This may sound like mere Christmas coquito, but it is not.
This is a demon drink that makes people do whatever you tell them.
After one cup, I told Treasury Secretary Paulson to draw a map of the U.S. economy.
Here it is:
The economy is sound
Two cups and Rush Limbaugh became addicted:
Better than painkillers
A gallon of it turned nineteen U.S. Congressmen into cock fighting maniacs:
Congressmen Don Nickles (R-OK), Charles Schumer (D-NY),
Dick Gephardt (D-MO), and John Lewis (D-GA) minutes before arrest
The congressmen all agreed: it is much harder to make a good law than to write a good play, and there aren’t 100 people in the world who can write a good play.
And there is only ONE person who can make the Puerto Rican coquito.
Now with this recipe, you can do it too.
But please be careful…
They don’t call it Coquito de la Isla del Carajo for nothing.
Puerto Rican Guy.
Tags: Addicted, Christmas, Congressmen, Pain Killers, Treasury, U.S. Economy
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