The Sarah Palin
Immigration Card
When Sarah sees a Mexican, this is her response:
No speako Mexicano
I salute Sarah Palin.
As your Congressman Cojones, I will not waste $40 billion on building a wall.
I will simply carry a rifle and shoot illegal aliens on sight.
To show I mean business, I will shoot the first one during my Inauguration speech.
Here’s your green card!
And if they manage to become legal, which I doubt, all immigrants will carry a special I.D.
It will be color coded for easy recognition.
- Green - for immigrants who need working visas.
- Lilac - for immigrants who pose a threat to heterosexuals.
- Red - for college-educated immigrants who pose a threat to our national security.
- Teal - for immigrants who are barely educated but willing to work in a restaurant.
- Pink - for immigrants who are complete morons but will dress nicely for work.
- Yellow - for immigrants diseased by a chicken or a turkey.
- Black - for immigrants who are suicide bombers.
- Brown -- for the White House domestic help.
Last but not least, I will hire the finest scientists to install a Mexican DNA detector.
This technology already exists and is 100% foolproof.
For a demonstration, please see this video.
Puerto Rican Guy.
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