Puerto Rican Arrested
in Jehovah County
The Puerto Rican guy was arrested again this weekend.
On Saturday January 17 while watching CNN, the Puerto Rican ingested his weekend hit of Salvia Divinorum.
An early vernal equinox propelled him into an out-of-body experience (OBE) which landed him smack dab in the afterlife.
The Puerto Rican goes out of body
According to the Puerto Rican, “One moment I’m watching CNN, the next moment I’m Sarah Palin, then suddenly I land up here!”
The Jehovah County Police Department arrested him on charges of moose hunting, winking and outright lying.
The JCPD escorted the Puerto Rican to limbo, where he awaits further disposition and bakes raccoons for Flying Ho, a Sumo wrestler with a bum ticker.
Yo boo, where my Coons?
Puerto Rican Guy.
Tags: CNN, Jehovah County Police, OBE, Out-of-Body Experience, Sumo Wrestler
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