Pipeye, Peepeye,
Pupeye, and Poopeye
President Bush surrounded himself with a gang of thieves and idiots.
With Vice President Cheney, Defense Secretary Rumsfeld and Treasury Secretary Paulson, our country was bound to go broke.
Now President Obama is having problems, too.
There’s no economy left and no one in Washington has paid any taxes…for the past 28 years.
But do not panic. The Puerto built a kitchen cabinet.
Obama has seen it.
It requires no Congressional approval.
It will be your shadow government…the people who really run the show.
Damas y caballeros, I introduce you to Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye.
The Lilliput Four
They’re too young to owe any taxes.
They play the piano better than Condi Rice and shoot better than Cheney.
Unlike Donald Rumsfeld, they fight their own battles.
If they make a mistake they will admit it, and it won’t cost you $1 trillion.
Only a can of spinach.
Here they are in action:
Puerto Rican Guy.
Tags: Bush, Cheney, obama, Paulson, Rice, Rumsfeld, Taxes, Trillion, Washington
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