Vote For Me!

 

Staten Island Film

 

 

Festival: A Plot

 

 

Against Vito

 

 

Fossella

 

 

STATEN ISLAND, NY  - The Staten Island Film Festival stands accused of being a front organization for the Puerto Rican Guy (aka Leo Machuchal) in his ceaseless attempt to get elected to U.S. Congress.

For the past three months, Leo has driven back and forth over the Staten Island Expressway (I-278).

Puerto Ricans on the I-278

 

He has spoken longer than Fidel Castro at the College of Staten Island.

 

 

No mas Yánquis!

 

According to local sources, the Staten Island Film Festival is even showing the movie Vote For Me! as part of a Democratic plot to elect Leo Machuchal to Vito Fossella’s congressional seat.

The plot almost worked…until elite police units raided El Pollo Diablo, an unlicensed club in the Moran Ship Yard.

“I couldn’t believe it!” said Walter Mercado, Inspector General of the Richmond Cock Unit.

“On our usual Friday night raid of El Pollo Diablo, we kicked in the door and all hell broke loose!”

The cock unit seized nineteen members of the House of Representatives, twelve U.S. Senators, an Oklahoma Sheriff and fifty fighting cocks.

“Twenty Mexicos jump out the basement window,” said Special Agent Shaniqua Lee.

“But then we turn around and see all them politicians!”

Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) and Congressmen Don Nickles (R-OK), Dick Gephardt (D-MO), and John Lewis (D-GA) minutes before their arrest.

 

According to police records, dozens of congressmen were jumping, screaming, throwing hundred dollar bills at each other, and drinking a potent Staten Island concoction known as Dead Gringo Malt Liquor.

Within an hour, the Cock Unit arrested a large bipartisan coalition of legislative cockfighting enthusiasts.

Searching for pollo

 

The cock fights were a congressional fundraiser for Leo Muchuchal.

Despite the dozens of arrests, the Staten Island Film Festival is showing his movie Vote For Me! on June 5 (2 p.m.) and June 6 (3 p.m.)

Tickets are available at  http://www.sifilmfestival.org/

The Staten Island District Attorney will be in attendance.

 

Puerto Rican Guy.

Tags: Bipartisan, College of Staten Island, CSI, Fidel Castro, Film Festival, Staten Island, U.S. Congress, Vito Fossella, Vote For Me

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