Leo’s First Anniversary!
Leo’s First
Anniversary!
On July 28, 2008, the Puerto Rican guy crashed into this world.
On that day, Leo Machuchal announced his campaign for President of the United States.
He lost due to election fraud, but that did not stop him.
Leo went on to represent the U.S. in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
He explored outer space for us.
Back on earth, he got arrested for speeding.
He beat the ticket and ran again, for Governor of Texas.
Then he ran for President of South Korea.
He directed an award-winning documentary.
He sang as Celia Cruz.
He wrote a best-selling book.
He became a Caribbean dictator.
He visited many Baptist churches.
He became an undercover police Rabbi.
He performed exorcisms in Leningrad.
He wrestled in the gay olympics.
He developed a time travel machine.
He had dozens of out-of-body experiences.
He stepped into the boxing ring.
He developed new, improved DNA sequences.
He went to Hollywood.
And he frightened drunks in Tijuana.
It was a very busy year for Leo Machuchal.
His adventures inspire us all, and we salute him on his first anniversary.
Felicidades, Leo!
Puerto Rican Guy
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