Adam Clayton Powell IV Announces his Campaign Platform (again)

NYC, NY – Assemblyman Adam Clayton Powell IV, now running for U. S. Congress, announced his campaign platform this week.

Powell spoke to a group of lively accountants, at their annual AICPA conference in New York City.

As his staff yelled “Powell for the People!” the candidate announced the “people’s accounting” law which he will propose in Congress.

Powell talks to accountants

“People are hurting!” shouted Powell. “The IRS is looking into every little thing, and that is wrong!” 

As an example, Powell cited the $30,000 in campaign funds which he used for worldwide travel, hotels, restaurants, tuxedo rentals, the lease for a BMW sports car, the purchase of a boat, and legal fees to his criminal defense lawyers when he was accused of embezzlement, raping two women and driving while intoxicated on the Henry Hudson Parkway. 

“This isn’t about me,” said Powell. “It’s not about my boat, my car, my trip to Ireland, my criminal defense lawyers, my drinking, my driving or my women. It’s about you…the regular people. Because I represent you.”

Puerto Rican Guy

Leo Surfaces in Japan

TOKYO – On the run from the Internal Revenue Service, Leo Machuchal has surfaced in Japan and declared himself beyond extradition.

After three months of hiding and eight months of intensive training, Leo is now the foremost Sumo wrestler in Tokyo.

Leo refuses to pay any more income taxes

According to the Nippon Herald, two IRS agents visited Leo last month, but he sat on them and they subsequently disappeared.

Puerto Rican Guy

Leo’s Income Tax Tips Part X

Leo Machuchal doesn’t want you to pay any income taxes.

He hasn’t paid the IRS, or been audited by them, since 1972.

Leo has many sophisticated and powerful techniques…but one technique is the most fun of all.

Just become a kept man.

Leo did it in 1980, 1999, and 2005. 

Each time he lost weight, saved money, and was interviewed by several women’s magazines. 

Inspired by Leo’s technique, Ricky Martin wrote  Livin’ la Vida Loca.

Puerto Rican Guy

Leo’s Income Tax Tips Part IX

Leo Machuchal doesn’t want you to pay any income taxes.

He hasn’t paid the IRS a cent since 1972, and he’s never been audited either.

Leo has many sophisticated and powerful techniques…but the simplest technique has worked three times without a hitch.

“Just bury your head in the sand,” says Leo. “Don’t file, don’t pay anything, and see what happens.” 

In many ways, this is Leo’s favorite technique. 

If anyone questions you (an no one has ever questioned Leo) just do what Congressman Charles Rangel did…tell them “me so stupid…me no unnerstandie the language.”

Puerto Rican Guy

Leo’s Income Tax Tips Part VIII

WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN – Leo Machuchal does not want you to pay any income taxes. He does not believe in them.

Leo has not given one cent to the IRS since 1972, and he has never had a problem.

Here is one of Leo’s most powerful tax techniques, and it is totally legal.

That’s right: grow a beard, wear a bowler hat and become a rabbi. 

As a tax-exempt man of religion, you can also sell diamonds on 47^th Street without paying a dime in taxes…to the Internal Revenue Service or anyone. 

On and off, Leo has been a rabbi for 27 years and owns 3 synagogues in Palm Beach. If you’re Puerto Rican, he’d love to have you for a neighbor.

Puerto Rican Guy