A Little too Much Thanksgiving

AMAZON RIVER, BRAZIL  -  Last week on Thanksgiving Day, Leo Machuchal assisted a soup kitchen in the Brazilian jungle. 

Leo gave food to homeless Brazilian natives who had no turkey, or money to buy one with. 

Unfortunately one native had not eaten for two weeks, and Leo became  dessert.

Hunger is rampant in Brazil

We will inform you of Leo’s whereabouts, as soon as they capture the native who ate him.

Puerto Rican Guy

  Leo’s Christmas Special

Leo Machuchal is in the Christmas spirit. 

Even before Thanksgiving, he is already delivering gifts all over Puerto Rico.

Leo loves everybody

As a special bonus to every woman under the age of 30, Leo is also leaving the following.

Puerto Rican Guy

The Suspect is a Young

Black Male

The Puerto Rican guy just read a smashing novel.

It is called The Suspect is a Young Black Male.

It is the story of a man who reforms the entire government of New York State, by murdering three politicians.

One dead politician

It was written by someone who should know…a former New York State Assemblyman.

My favorite scene in the novel is when all the politicos get together, and carve up the state budget like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Finalizing the New York State budget 

Then ten minutes later, they all take Viagra and chase their interns around the hotel.

Senator Bellaco interviews your daughter

According to the author, everything in this novel is true.

It all happens constantly in Albany, and he has the evidence to prove it.

Let’s hope that killing three politicians, is all it takes.

If not, let’s strangle a few more…and demand free health insurance.

Health  care reform in New York

Puerto Rican Guy.